Because he is an Ambassador to the math nerds.

Because he wears glasses, like a dork.

Because he wears water glasses, like an even bigger dork.

Because he is really unphotogenic.

Because this picture was taken at 8:17 pm on a Saturday.

Because he will never be as cool as Liz or his best friend whose name I forget... Kolby? Brent? Kevin, but he goes by Kev?