We get it; you are well-traveled, but you are still incurably lame. 

Who goes to Africa and takes a picture with a goat?

Lamest timeline Tarzan

Get a new shirt, Lameo.

So many majestic animals, and still so lame.

I printed this one and put it on a t-shirt for you.

Shoutout to all the amazing humans who helped to capture the dignified and awe-inspiring photographs of Seth in Africa because we know he won't take them himself.